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Timmy and Tommy
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Gender Pussies
Species rats
Service dicks
Picture Quote "bitch fuck you if you think we getting you our money"
Appearance(s) hell

Timmy and Tommy with their uncle Tom Nook

I've come to make an announcement; Redd's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking money. Thats right, he took his tiny fox dick out and he pissed on my fucking bling bling, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com,Redd, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two HUGE balls and a bong. He fucked my ass, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, ISABELLE? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO. - Tom nook...ᵀᵒᵐ ⁿᵒᵒᵏ...ᵎ



It's all an open center

Opens up and lets the wind lift him away

It doesn't have to feel like a woman

It's just a place that feels right with him

Kinda like the way you're breathing

I kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 2]

There's a shyness found in reason

Apprehensive influence swallow away

You seem to feel abysmal take it

Then you're careful grace for sure

Kinda like the way you're breathing

Kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Glide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 3]

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Put it right on top of your forehead

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Now you know what you're fucking with

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

It's all an open center

Opens up and lets the wind lift him away

It doesn't have to feel like a woman

It's just a place that feels right with him

Kinda like the way you're breathing

I kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 2]

There's a shyness found in reason

Apprehensive influence swallow away

You seem to feel abysmal take it

Then you're careful grace for sure

Kinda like the way you're breathing

Kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Glide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 3]

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Put it right on top of your forehead

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Now you know what you're fucking with

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dickIt's all an open center

Opens up and lets the wind lift him away

It doesn't have to feel like a woman

It's just a place that feels right with him

Kinda like the way you're breathing

I kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 2]

There's a shyness found in reason

Apprehensive influence swallow away

You seem to feel abysmal take it

Then you're careful grace for sure

Kinda like the way you're breathing

Kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Glide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 3]

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Put it right on top of your forehead

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Now you know what you're fucking with

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dickIt's all an open center

Opens up and lets the wind lift him away

It doesn't have to feel like a woman

It's just a place that feels right with him

Kinda like the way you're breathing

I kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 2]

There's a shyness found in reason

Apprehensive influence swallow away

You seem to feel abysmal take it

Then you're careful grace for sure

Kinda like the way you're breathing

Kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Glide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 3]

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Put it right on top of your forehead

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Now you know what you're fucking with

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dickIt's all an open center

Opens up and lets the wind lift him away

It doesn't have to feel like a woman

It's just a place that feels right with him

Kinda like the way you're breathing

I kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 2]

There's a shyness found in reason

Apprehensive influence swallow away

You seem to feel abysmal take it

Then you're careful grace for sure

Kinda like the way you're breathing

Kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Glide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 3]

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Put it right on top of your forehead

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Now you know what you're fucking with

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dickIt's all an open center

Opens up and lets the wind lift him away

It doesn't have to feel like a woman

It's just a place that feels right with him

Kinda like the way you're breathing

I kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 2]

There's a shyness found in reason

Apprehensive influence swallow away

You seem to feel abysmal take it

Then you're careful grace for sure

Kinda like the way you're breathing

Kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Glide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 3]

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Put it right on top of your forehead

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Now you know what you're fucking with

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dickIt's all an open center

Opens up and lets the wind lift him away

It doesn't have to feel like a woman

It's just a place that feels right with him

Kinda like the way you're breathing

I kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 2]

There's a shyness found in reason

Apprehensive influence swallow away

You seem to feel abysmal take it

Then you're careful grace for sure

Kinda like the way you're breathing

Kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Glide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 3]

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Put it right on top of your forehead

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Now you know what you're fucking with

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dickIt's all an open center

Opens up and lets the wind lift him away

It doesn't have to feel like a woman

It's just a place that feels right with him

Kinda like the way you're breathing

I kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 2]

There's a shyness found in reason

Apprehensive influence swallow away

You seem to feel abysmal take it

Then you're careful grace for sure

Kinda like the way you're breathing

Kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Glide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 3]

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Put it right on top of your forehead

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Now you know what you're fucking with

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dickIt's all an open center

Opens up and lets the wind lift him away

It doesn't have to feel like a woman

It's just a place that feels right with him

Kinda like the way you're breathing

I kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 2]

There's a shyness found in reason

Apprehensive influence swallow away

You seem to feel abysmal take it

Then you're careful grace for sure

Kinda like the way you're breathing

Kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Glide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 3]

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Put it right on top of your forehead

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Now you know what you're fucking with

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dickIt's all an open center

Opens up and lets the wind lift him away

It doesn't have to feel like a woman

It's just a place that feels right with him

Kinda like the way you're breathing

I kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 2]

There's a shyness found in reason

Apprehensive influence swallow away

You seem to feel abysmal take it

Then you're careful grace for sure

Kinda like the way you're breathing

Kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Glide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 3]

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Put it right on top of your forehead

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Now you know what you're fucking with

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dickIt's all an open center

Opens up and lets the wind lift him away

It doesn't have to feel like a woman

It's just a place that feels right with him

Kinda like the way you're breathing

I kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 2]

There's a shyness found in reason

Apprehensive influence swallow away

You seem to feel abysmal take it

Then you're careful grace for sure

Kinda like the way you're breathing

Kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Glide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 3]

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Put it right on top of your forehead

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Now you know what you're fucking with

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dickIt's all an open center

Opens up and lets the wind lift him away

It doesn't have to feel like a woman

It's just a place that feels right with him

Kinda like the way you're breathing

I kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 2]

There's a shyness found in reason

Apprehensive influence swallow away

You seem to feel abysmal take it

Then you're careful grace for sure

Kinda like the way you're breathing

Kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Glide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

[Verse 3]

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Put it right on top of your forehead

Took you out in the back of the toolshed

Now you know what you're fucking with

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

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